January 2012
“For myself, I’ve never particularly had much luck dating within the “nerd”...”
– Meghan O’Keefe
How I imagine the State of the Union is written
Barack Obama: We should use the milk line.
Jon Favreau: No, we should not. It's a terrible pun and everyone will make fun of me.
Barack Obama: But it worked for Bartlet.
Jon Favreau: You do know The West Wing is fictional, right?
Barack Obama: So it's settled. We're using the milk line.
Jon Favreau: ...
Joe Biden: DON'T FORGET TRAINS.
A Tribute to Limewire
okonokos:
Sum_41_-_Scotty_doesnt_know.mp3
nirvana_-_here_we_are_now_entertain_us.wma
gorillaz_-_sunshine_in_a_bag.exe.mp3
system_of_a_down_-_legend_of_zelda.wav
blur_-_woohoo.wma
beetles_-_all_the_lonely_people.mp3
stairway-ledzepplin.mp3
The_who_-_teenage_wasteland.ogg
bob_marley_-_dont_worry_be_happy.wma
dbz_linkinpark_crawling_amv.wma
i_get_knocked_down.mp3
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1/25/96 →
Jonathan Larson, the composer and author of the musical “Rent,” which had been scheduled to begin previews at the New York Theater Workshop last night, died yesterday at his home in Manhattan. He was 35.
James C. Nicola, the artistic director of the New York Theater Workshop, said that an autopsy would be performed to determine the cause of death. Last night’s preview of the show was canceled,...
“What does it feel like? It was the first time I was prompted to articulate it. I...”
– Sarah Silverman on depression. (via luanneplatter)
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“Oh, darling, you will be good to me, won’t you? Because we’re going to have a...”
– Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via aestivial)
People are saying it's too soon for Joe Paterno...
mohandasgandhi:
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joaniepepperoni:
Lykke Li - Little Bit
this...
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Monster High 101: They're not Bratz for Twitards,...
secret-soup:
grumpyspaceprincess replied to your post: changed my mind. don’t remember how to draw It’s…
:( what if you explained to me why monster high is great?
Are you sure you want this? Because even though Monster High is pretty much Ai’s Thing, I can’t deny I spent two hours last night bagging and labeling the accessories for 36 of these things, just because I wanted to. Also when I talk...
Stop Her Day!
girlsareprettyforever:
She’s about to choose something besides spending the rest of her life with you because she wants to be practical so race to the airport or death cult orientation or whatever and tell her she’s making a mistake. She’ll decide you’re right and she should be with you because you made her laugh once. Within two weeks of the two of you being a couple start acting really cold...
I don't understand why no one has written me...
I don't think I've ever wanted to watch anything...
(Except for maybe So NoTORIous, which i just found out is on Amazon instant video, which is fucking GREAT news.)
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I just tried to type the word "dildos" in a text.
My phone did not recognize the word, and it’s first suggestion was “childhood”.
